Tanque's Stupid Ramblings

10 Predictions for 2010

1. The winter olympics will be marred by a major steroids scandal involving the Canadian curling team.
2. Someone will moon the Pope in an attempt to get their own reality tv show.
3. The majority of Americans will pretend they know something about soccer for about a month.
4. Dick Cheney will attempt to grow a beard.
5. Apple will come out with the scratch-and-sniff ipod.
6. Barrack Obama will win the Heisman, a Golden Globe, and the 4H blueberry pie bake-off, all because has potential.
7. Sarah Palin will come out with her own perfume: Eau de Orignaux Morts.
8. Lost will end, but John Locke will get his own spin-off where he is a single dad with five daughters and a wacky neighbor.
9. Joe Biden will say something stupid.
10. Florence Henderson sex tape.